"Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!'"
"Ever wonder why you never seen the headline psychic wins the lottery?"
"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."
"The fight we had last night was my fault, my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust."
I read today that children laugh 300-400 times per day and adults only 15. Maybe we all need to take life a little more lightly!